Understanding the financial crash isn’t hard. All you need is nudity, champagne, and a bubble bath, right?

Plain speaking is one thing but, as The Big Short proved, nudity really gets the job done. Sadly Margot Robbie was busy, so we found someone else to give us a sexy breakdown of the 2008 financial crisis.

"Hello. How nice to see you. Come over here while I tell you a story about Collateralized Debt Obligations..."

"Now here's the really sexy part. I can take out insurance on loans I haven't made. Loans that have nothing to do with me..."